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reveillertm:

macabrelolita:

I was supposed to write ‘amino acids’ and I nearly wrote ‘anime acids’

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I hope senpai bonds with me

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poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

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zggamarchive:

when you think you can trust someone but then they go and use your comb

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kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

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twitches3:

whenyouwishupondisney:

kristoffbjorgman:

why are people shipping elsa with jack frost

we all know who the real icy otp is

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vanilla chocolate swirl 4eva

Omfg

UHM MAYBE YOU HAVEN’T HEARD BUT HE HAS A WIFE WHO IS THE GREATEST GOOD HE IS EVER GONNA GET

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thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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Every French Novel Ever →

The table of contents for every French novel ever.

1. The Emptiness And Banalities Of Rural Life Are Disgusting

2. The Baroness Is Seduced

3. The Student’s Slow, Painful Disillusionment Takes Place Over A Marvelous Nine-Course Banquet

4A Casual Remark Drives The Gendarme To Suicide

5. An Anti-Semitic Aside

6. A Young Woman Cynically Eats A Pheasant

7. A Mid-Level Bureaucrat Tells A Harmless Lie That Results In The Death Of Dozens

8. Liberties Are Delightfully Taken

9. A Prostitute Remembers The Past Fondly

10. A Charming Letter Is Received With Malice

11. A Symbol Of Human Decency Dies Horribly

12. Nothing Is As It Seems

13. Satisfaction Proves Elusive To The Country Doctor

14. Convention Is Overturned

15. Nothing Is Any Good And Here Is An Exhaustive Description Of The Internal Rules Governing The Parisian Baker’s Union

16. 400 Pages Analyzing Waterloo

17. The Bishop’s Atheism Is Revealed Over A Listless Game Of Cards

18. Suicide: Why Not?

19. The Affair Becomes Less Exciting As Time Wears On

20. Time Wears On

21. The Libertine Plucks The Lace At His Cuffs And Laughs Lightly Before Dying

22. The Baroness Is Corrupted

23. The Hypocrisies And Machinations Of Court Life Are Disgusting

24. The Baroness Is Disgraced

pyrrhiccomedy:

panasonicyouth:

derpalecki:

gangnamstiel:

derpalecki:

why do we have butt cheeks i dont understand why did we evolve this way

what use do butt cheeks have 

oh my god I HAVE THIS KNOWLEDGE

fun fact: butt-cheeks are one of the things that make us superior to other animals okay note that other apes do not have butt-cheeks

okay don’t quote me on this because I only did sixthform-bio and I’m sure of forgotten loads of stuff but here’s the down-low

back when we were evolving from ape to human, one of the most important things that happened was when our spine started meeting our brains at a sort of 90 degree angle instead of like 45 degrees, which meant that we could straighten up and walk on two legs which was a pretty rad development

except alas oh no our muscles weren’t built to allow us to walk around on two legs because that requires a sort of twisty motion of your hips as opposed to whatever the fuck it is everything else does AND SO ape-people started evolving with longer, narrower waists so that our bodies could twist with every footstep and we could strut along the fashionable catwalk that is neanderthal evolution

but then once this had happened, people realised that we had an advantage over other animals and we would be better at chasing and killing them but we weren’t very good at running

so that’s when we developed the glutenus maximus which is a really badass-sounding name for the muscle in your derriere which helps us to support our spine in an upright position so we don’t get tired, and helps the legs to rotate nicely so that we can run, and has a nice big fat storage around it to help us get energy so that we can run

and that, basically, is the butt-cheek

tl;dr - butt-cheeks were the result of thousands of years of natural selection so that we could run fast and slaughter things

thank you so much for such a fabulous, informative and detailed explanation on the evolution of the butt

i feel enlightened and empowered to know my butt is for such a worthwhile purpose, so thank you 

i love this butt science post so much

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