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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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i-effed-it-all-up:

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

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breterbie:

grawly:

here man i got the perfect book for u

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with super-sturdy pages for your idiot hands

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[A new Sailor Moon dub] has been a legend among voice actors for the last four or five years, studios have almost got it so many times … I got a random email in my inbox, and they said “There’s an anime show you might want to audition for” - they didn’t tell us what the title of the show was, they sent all the sites for the characters, and so I opened them up, and I’m like, “this must be a joke” … “Maybe it’s a spoof,” because it just said ‘Sailor Jupiter’, ‘Sailor Moon’, ‘Sailor Venus’ … because obviously they wouldn’t be so chill about sending this out. This is SAILOR MOON. So I ignored it, for like 2 days. … Maybe I thought, like, if it’s still in my inbox in 2 days, then it’s real, and I will record it. If not, I don’t want to get my hopes up.

And they said you can’t tell anyone … I wasn’t supposed to tell family I was auditioning, none of the voice actors could tell each other they were auditioning for it. … I showed up to record another project and Stephanie Sheh [new actress for Sailor Moon] was there, and I said “Oh my gosh, I’m gonna be super late to get to this… other… session… thing,” and she goes “Me too… um… where you going?” … “Yeah, uh, to… um… I mean, I really can’t talk about it…” and she’s like, “Oh my God, is it the thing, that we’re not supposed to know that we’re in and nobody can know??” and I was like [gasps] “You know about the THING! Oh my Gosh! Are you in the thing too??” She’s like, “I am! Are you- are you one of the things, in the thing?” I was like “YESSS. Thank God, I’m glad we understand each other.” … The first rule of Sailor Moon is don’t talk about the fact that you’re in Sailor Moon. They’ll kill you.

… Getting to walk around to other conventions and have people say, “Yeah, they’re re-dubbing Sailor Moon,” and I had to really work really hard on “No way! Is that… is that a show? … I thought they did that. Is that the one with the cats?”

— Cherami Leigh on what it was like to be cast as Sailor Venus in Viz’s new dub of Sailor Moon. (AVCon 2014)

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thrandilf:

snapchats from agent maria hill

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2000ish:

Iconic

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raptorific:

Sharing is caring. Caring is futile. For the truly exceptional to care is to willingly offer the hard-earned fruits of their toil to the parasites below. Atlas shrugs, not drugs.

raptorific:

Sharing is caring. Caring is futile. For the truly exceptional to care is to willingly offer the hard-earned fruits of their toil to the parasites below. Atlas shrugs, not drugs.

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fencer-x:

dahliadenoire:

dahliadenoire:

dahliadenoire:

dahliadenoire:

so I’m at work and I submitted a letter of employment contract to the human resources manager as a joke that says Nanase Haruka is a chef de partie in our airline catering services and I’ll find out later if she’ll stamp it as valid holy shit I can’t wait

update: our airline’s human resources manager doesn’t give a shit

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attempt #2: i just filed a complaint against an airline security officer named Rin Matsuoka because he was being too sexy in the airport, let’s see if it will get stamped

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update: no one reads anything in this airline

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what airline is this I’m not sure if I want to avoid it or fly on it forever

Source: dahliadenoire